finally completed gta:sa... the last mission was a fucking bitch. i had to go into a 'fortress' by myself by hijacking a swat tank and ramming the front door down before goin into this room where there were 10 ppl shooting at me. conquered that by just standin at the door (which was an armored door so ppl wouldnt know if you were standin behind it) takin 1-2 shots with the bazooka and run away so the dumb enemies would come out and i would pulverize them with my mp5

then i'd walk in and pick kill any remaining motherfuckers with my ak47. yes, "say hello to my little friend" fuckin scarface style bitch!

that's JUST the first floor -.-

so the 2nd floor is the... drug manufactoring room. more cover for this area and just as many enemies but they're less gung-ho; these sneaky bastards are hiding waiting for you so just shot at a few barrels ala virtua cop and boom! much easier than the first floor lol

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so its like 3 more weeks as a free man.

3

more

fucking weeks.

next week, i hope it will be a busy week. renyu's birthday on tues. have to confirm with her tomorrow about it - if i'm takin her out for dinner or something. romantic eh simbian? ;)

then have to meet up with joanna on wed and practice some lame song called "i need some sleep" from the shrek 2 soundtrack

seriously, what kinda fuckin title is that? and it's not even a chick singin it (cos if it was i'd totally understand - beauty sleep etc) but its a fuckin guy. i dunno man, i gotta get the song and listen to it myself

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next up would be the balla's lounge. killin gangstas in their bar and their fuckin dance floor. ffs a dance floor in the house - complete with a pole dancer 2 pole dancers! wasted any motherfucker who stood in the way and then 4th floor, smoke's room

boss fight. boring. just chased him around with my ak47 pumping the bullets mercilessly in his sorry fat ass.

tenpenny shows up. abit of mind games. he runs like a fag and on his way out, he blows up some generators and i'm given 7 mins to get the fuck out

this was a bitch.

the enemies i killed respawned and i had to kill them again. fucking cunts. then when i reached the 2nd floor, the fucking place was on fire. running through the fire didnt help cos your life would get deducted and i got pwned

so i tried again the proper way as they instructed: extinguish the fire - which is harder than wasting the cunts

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why are we practicing? apple and joanna came over last night to the cafe and joanna was like man, good opportunity to perform without embarassing myself so she asked if i wanted to play - so i'm like why not? fuck all to do anyway

speakin of performances, marcus and i didn't get a chance to play 2 songs. we only did run by snow patrol

not enough time for other song so thats why we're comin back again to 'finish it'

was fucking gutted we didn't get to play cos time was running out. run was supposed to be our 'warm-up' song cos our stronger song was erm... don't look back in anger by oasis

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got all that shit out of the way and FUCK, it still aint fuckin over! tenpenny jumps into a firetruck and drives off, and sweet, who's back-up runs after it and jumps on it, hanging onto the fucking ladder

i get into the convertible and give chase. i had to do this many times because once we reached the highway, some cop would come out and stamp on sweet's fingers and i couldnt get there in time to catch him

but once i figured out the timing... the rest, like they say, is history

the trick was to start accelerating the min you were on the freeway and stick close, then the min the msg comes out you bump into the firetruck

sweet takes over the wheels and i have a miraculous uzi that has unlimited bullets. shoot whatever i'm told to shoot and persist persist persist game over gg - i've finally completed a GTA game. somebody give me a fucking prize lol

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perhaps it was our first time so that's why we weren't given the priviledge of doin our next song.

perhaps it was our first time, why was why it didn't come out better than how we wanted though i thought it was ok

friends said it was ok, not bad. apple said not bad just kinda flat. ouch lol

then they had this guy play with his shoulder all over the place. well, i think he did alright but friends didnt like him. too show-offy maybe? but that was the effect i was lookin for (not the body language)

a stronger sounding song

but hey, there's next week. it's gonna be better. it won't be 'not bad' - it's gonna be 'hey that was cool' 'that was awesome' 'make love to me linus'

and i need to play some pool. fucking cunts are walkin all over me >:o