i suspect my luck for this week will be fuckin bad - can u fucking believe it, my fucking haviana slippers got fucking stolen

now i have to fork out another $27 or something to get a new pair. they're like my main footwear cos i dont really wear shoes unless its like some fuckin impt occasion

was so pissed off just now i wanted to just jump on any fucker wearing white havianas and pound the shit out of him

my visualization exercised worked for 5 mins though: i imagined myself red with anger, shrank the red to like the size of a fuckin small orb. then i felt like eating the orb to become angry again but breathin in and out and yeah, anger was gone...

till i started thinkin about it again. fucking hell the fucker who stole it will become a crippled hiv-infected leper with tongue cancer ccb

such a fucking great start to the week. i can already imagine whats gonna happen next:

• renyu will confirm then last min pang seh or she might go out with me and something stupid will happen and she will hate me for the rest of her life or something
• joanna will wake me up early on wed and then when im halfway there she'll say actually i cant make it
• isabel will say something like yeah ok meet up but end up oh shit something on
• i will kena thrashed in pool on wed
• we will perform like fuck in front of ppl - like i might fuck up the solo or something
• malaysians will invade us (and i dont fuckin care but ffs, would prefer they do that when i have cut ties with this shit hole)
• martians will follow suit
• mike ashley turns out to be a pauper
• true yoga fucks up with my cheque again
• i break a bone
  

my pessimism is at an all time high.

guess this is what happens when somebody fuckin steals something from you on a sunday. fucking ccb thief you better not let me catch you i will fuckin impale you grrr

shit piss fuck cb knn fucking stupid fucking cunt thief cant get laid and steals my slippers wtf

*breathes in*

*breathes out*

fuck.