so last night i went out with this chick and i'm interested in nailing her because i feel it would be nice if i could make her a fuck buddy or something cos she has a car and drives so it would be quite cool and all..

either way, inside the club we drank like hell and then we were talking outside and we were making out and shit and i dunno wtf i said but she agreed to go back to punggol with me lol

this is where epic fail comes in because once we reach punggol, i like take off my jeans la because its warm as hell. then the lights are off la but the fucking room looks dodgy as hell because its like.. there's just 1 mattress without any sheets and a big ass cushion/pillow

so we lied down and then i put her hand on my cock and then she playing hard to get or something lol.. then i was like meh and fell asleep X_X

she let herself out of the house. god damn. sent an sms at about 3plus when i woke up apologizing for "passing out on her" haha.. think she was expecting the sounds of the night to be moans of pleasure and not me fuckin snoring like an orc outta lord of the rings mwahahahaaaa